|Cheap booze ruined my Gran Canaria holiday!|
Not all inclusive!?
A large family sat at a beach front restaurant in Amadores and ordered a big meal. Then they ordered desserts, followed by coffees and liqueurs. Then they got up and walked off. A confused waiter ran after them with the bill but the family just looked at him blankly. He explained that they had forgotten to pay. Our family waved their "all-inclusive" bracelets at him and headed for the beach.
Too many fish in the sea!
This is a commom complaint and we've heard it several times in Gran Canaria. Apparently people don't realize that there are fish in the sea. Maybe they expect the ocean to be teeming with fish fingers instead. There are plenty of fish in the sea around Gran Canaria and, overall, it's a good thing.
There's no Big Five in Gran Canaria!
Jeep Safaris are a Gran Canaria institution. Lots of people get into open-topped jeeps and bomb around the mountain roads looking at the sights. They stop (often) for refreshment, have a big lunch, and go back to their resort tanned and happy. Except for two girls holding big cameras.
They won't take my pesetas!
The alcohol is too cheap
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